I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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