Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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