I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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