Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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