I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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