No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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