I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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