If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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