used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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