we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
