am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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