so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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