Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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