she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦â€
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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