Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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