Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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