Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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