I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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