Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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