On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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