We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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