I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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