Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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