It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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