i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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