Will you blow on my dice?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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