ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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