As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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