I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Drunk is not a location!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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