idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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