where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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