phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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