check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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