i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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