Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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