I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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