what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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