WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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