so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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