Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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