Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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