it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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