he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.