friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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