i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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