Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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