If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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