I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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