Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Randomize
