p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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