Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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