I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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