Fuck appropriateness.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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