Define "chronic" masturbator.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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